Just for fun! 😉
An animated jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.
“You’ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened. Out comes these burglars and they lead an elephant out of the truck. The elephant then breaks through my plate glass window, sticks his trunk in, sucks up all the jewelry. Then they lead the elephant back into the truck. The robbers close the truck doors and the truck pulled away.”
The desk sergeant said, “Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?”
“What’s the difference?” asked the jeweller.
“Well,” said the sergeant, “an African elephant has large ears and an Asian elephant has little ears. So which kind of elephant was used in the burglary?”
“How should I know? I couldn’t see his ears,” said the jeweller. “He had a stocking over his head.”